Dear Upscale, Kind Gent,
Please follow my guidelines here so all will go smoothly. A happy Cara is a nice Cara. When you arrive take a shower, please, and place the donation in an envelope on the bathroom sink in clear view so I do not have to search for it. After you are showered, I will politely excuse myself to the restroom. Just get comfy then – it is your time to relax :).
Overstaying your welcome is a no-no in incall etiquette. I carefully book encounters based on the time I need between clients and my own personal daily errands, activities and hobbies. When you do not abide by the schedule, and linger longer than your slated encounter time period, it puts me at a distinct disadvantage at preparing for future clients and to complete the daily tasks I want to do – gym, beauty treatments, dining out, updating my websites, whatever it is that takes my time, etc. Not only will you be causing me to rush around, but you will also be frustrating me. Avoid this issue fully by just leaving when it is your time to go.
Kindly refrain from talking to me about other providers as this is none of my business and I am certainly not interested. Keep the conversation light.
If you book me for a certain amount of time, I expect to be compensated as per my rates page. No questions asked about it, period. I have a plethora of expenses and I love luxury, which is not cheap.
Do not text, email, or communicate, please, outside of your appointment unless it is strictly in regards to the appointment you already made, and keep the communication to a minimum. I do not text or chat outside of our time that I set aside for you. My assistant, Kris, will answer your inquiry. Over thirty emails about one booking is bound to drive Kris batty.
Please do not ask me out for dinner or drinks or anywhere off the clock.
If you cannot afford my rates, but would like to see more of me, kindly join here.
Thanks so much for understanding me.